Funny Questions& Answers #1

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

  • A frost bite

Where do polar bears vote?

  • The north poll

What dog keeps the best time?

  • A watch dog

What did the water say to the boat?

  • Noting it just waved

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

  • They don’t have the guts

What has four legs but can’t walk

  • A table

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

  • He wanted a light snack

Why is the letter G scary?

  • It turns a host into a ghost

What did the spider do on the internet?

  • It made a web-site

What letters are not in the alphabet?

  • The ones in the mail of course

What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on the computer?

  • The space bar

Why did the boy eat his homework?

  • Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What happens to cows during an earthquake?

  • They give milk shakes

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

  • A bed

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

  • The teacher says “spit your gum out” but the train says “chew chew chew”

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

  • Because he had no body to go with

What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?

  • A hole
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