What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- A frost bite
Where do polar bears vote?
- The north poll
What dog keeps the best time?
- A watch dog
What did the water say to the boat?
- Noting it just waved
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- They don’t have the guts
What has four legs but can’t walk
- A table
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
- He wanted a light snack
Why is the letter G scary?
- It turns a host into a ghost
What did the spider do on the internet?
- It made a web-site
What letters are not in the alphabet?
- The ones in the mail of course
What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on the computer?
- The space bar
Why did the boy eat his homework?
- Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
What happens to cows during an earthquake?
- They give milk shakes
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
- A bed
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
- The teacher says “spit your gum out” but the train says “chew chew chew”
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
- Because he had no body to go with
What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
- A hole