Funny Questions & Answers #2

What sort of dog would a vampire own?

• A bloodhound

What do you call a teacher with earphones in?

• Anything you like- he can’t hear you

What do you call a fish that tunes piano?

• A piano Tuna

What do you call a teacher who falls asleep in the class?

• Nothing! You don’t want to wake him up!

What do you call a ghost’s horse?

• A Nightmare

What does the invisible man call his parents?

• Trans-parents

What do you call the Gotham city superheroes after they have been run over by a steam roller?

• Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call the hairstyle you get from sticking your head in an oven?

• A Micro-wave

What would you call a band that your father joined?

• A Pop Group

What do you call cattle thieves who wear tissue paper trousers?

• Rustlers

What’s the history teacher’s favorite fruit?

• Dates

Did you hear about the teacher who had to wear sunglasses in the classroom?

• He had extremely bright pupils

What’s the best way to tell your maths teacher that you’ve forgotten to do your homework again?

• From a great distance

What gets wetter as you get drier?

• Bath towels

Why do swimming tutors like elephants?

• Because they never forget their trunks

Why is the sky so high?

• So birds don’t bump their heads

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

• A nervous wreck

Why do bees hum?

• Because they have forgotten the words

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?

• They leave footprints in the butter

What is yellow and very dangerous?

• A laser powered banana

What does it mean if you find a set of horse shoes?

• A horse is walking around in his socks

What is vampire’s favorite animal?

• The giraffe- it has such a long neck !

What is the most valuable fish?

• The goldfish !

What has one horn and gives fresh milk every day?

• A milk lorry

What should you take if a monster invites you for dinner?

• Someone who can’t run as fast as you !

Why do people employ skeletons?

• Because they work their fingers to the bone !

Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?

• Because you can always see through them

Why did farmer send his cows to the gym twice a week?

• He wanted low fat milk !

What do you do if a vampire bites your bottom?

• I don’t know, but I wouldn’t recommend turning the other cheek !

 

 

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